How Hot Is He?

Hello Readers, I must apologize for the whole comment thing. It looks like my account was set to only allow registered users to comment. It’s all fixed now so have at the comment section like Target on Black Friday.

I wanted to write about this whole male ego thing. Far be it from me to deter anyone from having high self esteem and all but some of this shit has to stop. Some of these dudes are using the fact that they have life’s bare necessities as reasoning for their inflated egos. Okay so you have your own place, a job, a car, a bank account and a few nice items in your closet. Woo hooo alert the media! Let the world know you are renting, have a boss you probably hate, have a loan to pay off, you’re a hundredaire and you can match your clothes! I mean really, is the fact that you are breaking even supposed to set my wheels in motion? The bulk of us were raised to think highly of ourselves and all, which is a beautiful thing. I just feel like the bar should be raised when it comes to having the ego of a successful being. Sure the economy is fucked and we should all be grateful for what we have. There are some that have more than others and others that are worse off than most……….. Can egos be weighed against actual value to determine the mindset you should have when you step out into the world each day? Surely this equation may seem like it’s designed for one to fail but it would also make my dating experience so much better, after all I’m all that matters anyway.

GOT SWAGGER ?

Some call it swag. I guess. You can be the brokest dude on the block and have the ego of a millionaire. You can be a thousandaire and have the ego of a dude that is just trying to get by. No matter what you have or how you carry it there is a fine line between a big ego and swagger. Dare you look down on me because I suggest Outback steakhouse? Shit I like their Lobster tails and bread damn it!!! What should I suggest Morton’s or McCormick and Schmicks? So that WASA can carry you and Comcast can have you watching DVD’s for a minute because Analog Broadcasting is coming to an end? Maybe I should pay huh? HA! You won’t get a “boo I got it” out of Mrs. B. I am just being reasonable even if your ego does tell you that you too can afford to keep up with the next man. Sure you get what you pay for and I am just dandy with what I am in the mood for.

In the end I will say a little prayer for all mankind in hopes that these dudes can reach a median between a big ego and swag. Some say it’s the same thing, no sir - it isn’t - there is a huge difference, trust me. I can prove it with my phone book.


Mrs. B