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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Scott Satin Plays Too Much



“It is a reverse Punk’d,” says Fox President of Alternative Entertainment Mike Darnell. “Instead of the worst day of your life and then a joke at the end, this is the reverse. This is the best day of your life, and then we arrest you.”


Scott Satin
created this new reality show called Smile... You’re Under Arrest it was picked up by Fox Reality and this shit had my mind all confused. I didn’t know whether to laugh or feel bad for the “marks” In the end I decided to just laugh at them instead of with them………

Somewhere in Phoenix, AZ Sheriff Arpaio, a few of his deputies and a few actors sit around a staged movie set awaiting their newest “mark” (The mark is actually a suspect with an outstanding warrant lured to the location under false pretenses.) They have these folks thinking that they are going to be anything from extras in a movie to supermodels.

They wrong as shit.

Especially when you consider the fact that most of these people actually want to become actors or models.

Here you are thinking your big break is happening and all the while there is a green room full of feds watching your bad acting and horrible runway skills having a good old laugh session at your freedom’s expense. LMAO… I love reality television. I bet them bammas had hard-ons watching that shit….. Y’all know damn well some of these “police” get off on locking folks up!

Sooooo you are an aspiring actor with a warrant.

Let me tell you about this idiot I watched last night. Poor boy was given wardrobe and even allowed to meet the director. Ironically he was set to play a prisoner…. Go figure….. The “star” of the movie could not get his lines together so the director asked dude to read the lines in his place. Just like that! Magic happens! The “mark” is instantly transformed into the star of the movie. Bad acting and all, he was worse than Cuba in Boyz in the hood. Then comes the set up, the script called for the mark to be handcuffed to the cell bars.

To him this seemed normal, I mean he is an actor now……..after all it is a movie set…giggle ….giggle.

That is until someone yelled lunch and everyone rolled out on his ass. Left his dumb ass handcuffed to the set! He looked like he wanted to cry LMAO. Its bad enough dude is about to go down but these – muther – fucker’s still had games to play. They actually toyed with dude even more. They told his ass he was on a new prank reality show and to look at the camera and say some shit like “my dumb ass just got arrested on fox reality” After that is said the mark is un-cuffed only to be told that he is not on a prank show after all but he is on a new reality show called “Smile You’re Under Arrest” Then he’s told to put his hands behind his back and all the other getting locked up shit that goes on. This bamma was baffled as fuck! I laughed for a good fifteen minutes, I then knew how the deputies felt. He was like “really” I was like “dumb ass” How in the hell did you think that you were going to replace the leading actor in a movie with no acting skills whatsoever? Ummmmmmmm did he even realize the pun intended by the prison garbs? I sure as hell did……..

There are also other episodes where the marks are lured into thinking they are going to become fashion models and race car drivers. Haven’t seen them yet but I am damn sure on the look-out.

http://www.foxreality.com/show.php?storyid=83242
Mrs. B

1 comment:

  1. LMAO THIS WAS FUNNY! I HAVE FOX REALITY CHANNEL TO I WILL DEFINETELY CHECK IT OUT!!

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