The Plus Sign, The Two Lines, The Pregnant

I want to talk about the selfishness in men. Some say women are greedy and selfish, I say oh hell no! It’s the men out here that want it all and then have the nerve to be stingy with what they have. When starting a new relationship everything is usually cool. There’s the common courtesy, the opening of doors, the massages and the great sex blah blah fuckin blah. Then the glasses come off and the good starts to dwindle. There is no need for me to run down the goings on in the beginning of a relationship. Yall know what’s up. I am here to rant and complain about when the shit starts to go bad. When the lies get to whirling and the cheating begins. The first venture out once he stops opening doors and doesn’t probe for the usual morning quickie quite as often as he used to. The time when what you cook isn’t what he wanted and what you do becomes of great concern. Yeah, I’m talking about when the pregnancy test comes back positive……………………..

Not all but most dudes get to rippin and running once their girl becomes prego. I know from personal experience. Not only my relationship but countless others have suffered from wayward penises. Think about it, before you become prego you are the it girl, you hang out, drink, smoke, chill, live your life – do everything together. The sex is great and you are basically inseparable. This can carry over to the mid months of pregnancy. Of course the relationship has increasingly dwindled by then because you can’t or shouldn’t smoke or drink while with child. You also can’t go out as much because you are growing up in a sense. You feel the need to prepare for baby, you’re tired, bloated, hungry, and irritated – your body is rapidly changing. Things that felt good don’t feel so hot anymore and things that were once irritating may now be what you want to do. During this time where is old boy? Out with the it girl.

You may not notice it at first because you are too busy planning for a child. Slowly the sex dries up, not because you don’t want it, sometimes you just don’t have the energy. Hell, in some instances the sex becomes better. Positions become more difficult. The selfish greedy bastard wants more. What does the average man do….. he forces himself to get cheating right in his mind. Some guys don’t mature with your belly, they are still stuck in doing me mode. Doing them usually involves an us every now and then. You can no longer make up that us and dude is weak so he goes and finds whatever/whoever he can to compensate for the lack of you. Some men are so fucking dumb they get the it girl prego and she joins the first wives club. Then of course they move on to the next one.

Selfish greedy bastards they are. Men. Some may wife up the prego chick, for fucking what? A guaranteed place to live? That’s about all the shit is worth especially when you’re constantly out doing what the fuck you want to do. That shit makes me want to pop up at random wedding ceremonies and scream “who” right after a muther fucker says “I do” This guy is mad at you because you want to clean house instead of lay up all day. So what does he usually do? Run out and find a chick that’s into the same shit as he is…. Then wonder why the chick’s house stays dirty and someone always has her damn offspring! That’s what you wanted right? To lay up all day? Oh what was that? Her house didn’t come with the magical cleaning fairies that ours did? Huh, her kitchen isn’t equipped with the new and improved “Just say what you feel like eating and it pops up on the table 4000?”Damn, it wasn’t worth it huh? The effort that dude put into conceiving the child should be the exact same effort he puts into maintaining the relationship and household.

How the hell can dude have the audacity to become possessive and get angry when shit doesn’t go his way? Really now, when you are accused of cheating off a simple trip to wall mart and target that ran long something isn’t right. This coming from the same guy that goes to the “special” liquor store across town because that’s where his homies are. You know the store that takes at least four hours to go to and get back from….. yeah the “special” one. Oh and please don’t go somewhere and look clean, you’re sleeping with the whole neighborhood! This from a dude that only wears t-shirts and jeans but pops up with the flair of the moment ensemble just to run up the street right quick.

I have been on both sides of the fence. Cheated on and cheated. Neither feels good. I have cheated out of spite from being cheated on. Two wrongs don’t make it right. I missed that memo. I got pregnant and thus began my ordeal, the one mistake I made was allowing him to stay. I guess it happened for a reason, as does everything else in life right? I guess saying wrap it up would be appropriate and what not right about now so WRAP IT UP. In addition to that I want to urge the females to take them oral contraceptives, apply those patches, insert them nuva rings and get those depo-provera shots like your life depends on it! Ironically it does.

Mrs. B